Total Medals Earned: 336 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,390 Points
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/440 points)
Medals Earned: 57/100 (285/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/21 (30/460 points)
Medals Earned: 11/13 (265/415 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/345 points)
Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Medals Earned: 24/44 (205/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Complete a level with 3 stars.
Help a semi truck arrive safely.
Finish a level with 3 skulls.
Complete 10 levels with 3 stars.
Finish 10 levels with 3 skulls.
Save 3 ambulances in one level.
All residential levels with 1 star or better.
Get 3 skulls using only oil spots.
Destroy 5 buses in one level.
Save 5 firefighter trucks in one level.
All commercial levels with 1 star or better.
Finish 25 levels with 3 skulls.
Complete 25 levels with 3 stars.
Finish all 45 levels with 3 skulls.
Complete all 45 levels with 3 stars.
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You ticket to medals!
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
kill 50 enemies
kill 100 enemies
drive 100 km
get 10 repair kits
complete 3 special missions
read the help at least one time
get 100 cash bonusses
use rockets 50 times
complete the level without using rockets
complete 9 special missions
purchase all of the cars in the shop
complete the level with 100% health
defeat the tank
Level 2 completed
Complete any challenge
Grinning Colossus killed for good
Kill the Mecha-Fishhead
Kill the Grinning Colossus in 35 seconds
Stop. Hammertime. Challenge 4 completed.
Finish off the Final Boss
Disassemble the Crystal Boss
Score more than 160,000 in High Score mode
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
